As I get ready to go on my trip to *HAWAII* and am making the last minute futile attempts of losing 10 pounds before Saturday, here are some important questions:
Do I gain more weight eating a package of M&M's all at once or spreading it out over a week?
What time of day is the best time to eat something unhealthy and get away with it- in other words, should I have cookies for breakfast, lunch or dinner?
Celery = healthy
Frosting = unhealthy
Celery + frosting = zero, because they cancel each other out?
How many M&M's can I substitute for one palm-of-the-hand size piece of chicken?
I read an article that you can lose weight by laughing: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A40731-2005Apr9.html
Do I really have to laugh or does fake laughing count?
You're not supposed to skip breakfast...so is it better to eat cake for breakfast or nothing at all and risk not getting your metabolism started for the day?
You should get adequate rest, so should I sleep an extra hour after I've been up with the baby at night instead of going to work out?
All important questions.